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Monday, April 28, 2008

ER and it's strangeness

 I have been volunteering at the ER lately and have seen one crazy thing after another

One lady came in as mentioned before, with a knife stuck in her hand, bleeding unable to stop, but that's already been covered

I was training another volunteer and he asked if it gets quiet enough to read a book. I told him not usually, within 5 minutes, the place went from semi relaxed to packed beyond belief. One female pulled in, you know the type when people accelerate and then brake heavily at the last moment to show hurry, and informed us that she was having a heart attack. One, if you are having a heart attack, pull over and call 911, dont drive, those heart attacks dont care if you're driving or not. Two, dont worry about parking the car, you have bigger problems. Lucky for us though, she was just panicked, and her heart was racing.. but not attacking. As her car was cleared another truck came in, pulled in the same way, and once it finally stopped, a male got out and said something was wrong with his sister, she got in the car and started sweating and being irresponsive. Stroke. I had to grab a wheel chair, flag another nurse and have him help me move this lady on the chair and then bring her in

2 cases withing the 10 minutes, but not bad, although the non critical cases were pilling up, people were complaining that their migranes were having to wait. Word of advice, please have more than a migrane when you come in, you'll be pushed to the back of the line if you do come.

And that's when the shit hit the so called fan. 2 other people showed up to what seemed like an empty ER room, and said simply 'I need help'. Their mother (this person was in their 40s) was having her own heart attack.

All in all a fun day

The next week though, there was friggin No one. Someone showed up because they fell playing basketball, and they knew a nurse. That was it. Me and the security guard stood and talked about people who drive expensive cars

Welcome to the ER

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is it anything like scrubs? i hope so...
Posted 4/30/2008 3:31 PM by SushiSnicket - reply

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Some parts definetly, although there is no Dr Cox, and the Dr Kelso has no reason to wear a lab coat or be around at 7 pm. That parts that are like it include nurses/doctors with a strange sense of humor, and patients with wierd symptoms, like the guy who wrote that he'd had a headache since 1994...

Other than that, nothing much

oh, and it's funny how many people cant or dont say vagina. Instead, they'll use the myriad of other names and faces to imply it, all they have to do is write vaginal [symptom]. There is nothing comical about vomit or poop though. ugh. It might be the reason I dont rock ERs
Posted 4/30/2008 10:41 PM by beardman3000 - reply


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