| | Dear Motorcycle riders, I understand that you are on a hog, and not only that, you have quite a large penis, so big that it has wheels and an engine, but really, keep the noise level down. I can hear you from inside my car, with the radio at 80% volume, while driving and over 100 yards away. Your engine's loudness is not indicative of your hog's prowess because my lawnmower is just as loud. What I mean to say is, get a god damn muffler and shove it up your motorcycle's .. well you get the idea.
Dear Truckers, I want to express my condolences on your careers, with these skyrocketing gas rate, your bussiness is hurt the most, the rest of America just has to settle for staying at home for vacation, you have to settle with spending your income on your gas bill. I also want to thank you for giving me 43 mpg on the highway by letting me draft behind you. Thank you, my grattitude is eternal.
Sincerely,
Thebeard03
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| | Posted 5/22/2008 10:22 PM - 44 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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