When the Dharee wala talks......you listen
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Original: 5/22/2008 10:22 PM
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Thursday, May 22, 2008

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 Dear Motorcycle riders,
     I understand that you are on a hog, and not only that, you have quite a large penis, so big that it has wheels and an engine, but really, keep the noise level down. I can hear you from inside my car, with the radio at 80% volume, while driving and over 100 yards away. Your engine's loudness is not indicative of your hog's prowess because my lawnmower is just as loud. What I mean to say is, get a god damn muffler and shove it up your motorcycle's .. well you get the idea.

Dear Truckers,
     I want to express my condolences on your careers, with these skyrocketing gas rate, your bussiness is hurt the most, the rest of America just has to settle for staying at home for vacation, you have to settle with spending your income on your gas bill. I also want to thank you for giving me 43 mpg on the highway by letting me draft behind you. Thank you, my grattitude is eternal.

Sincerely,

Thebeard03

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you haven't posted in one whole year. i am quite impressed, unless there's a different xanga you started using. you're the only one that actually continued to post something for as long as you possibly could and then poof you were gone, but that happens when school kicks in.  i feel like i'm going to start one, but make it so super anonymous, that it's just not going to exist in the real world. i'm extremely paranoid with what i say, and because my inhibition doesn't work as well as most, i end up revealing personal information with which people can definitely identify me.  which sucks. because that means i can't be this stalker lady that i always wanted to be. haha. ok. done. bye .salam.

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